Have You Ever

... felt like doing very bad things to innocent passers-by after having been subjected to the sound of Rachel Ray's voice? I know that feeling all too well. But I digress.

Anja Konstantinova for Oyster Daily. The whole shoot is incredibly wittily-styled: everything from the strong orange brows and the ratty T-shirts with the occasional Givenchy thrown into the mix, right down to the muted eyeshadows extending to the brow bone and matte skin. Never have I wanted to bleach my hair this badly. I also want to demolish entire plantations of blueberries just for that freshly-bitten, stained lip look, but then again that might be because I've not eaten anything all day.

Photos via Oyster Daily